Night of the Lepus (1972)

Directed by William F. Claxton
Starring Janet Leigh, Rory Calhoun, DeForest Kelley
This is a tricky one, because it slips into the, “so-bad-it’s-good” territory…but it’s still god awful so fuck it here we go.
Giant. Mutant. Carnivorous. Rabbits.
Should I continue? Do you really need to after that?
How about some Dr. McCoy? Some Janet [...]

Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005)

Directed by Rick Bota
Starring Doug Bradley, Stelian Urian, Lance Henriksen, Katheryn Winnick, Anna Tolputt, Henry Cavill
“8? There’s a Hellraiser 8?” you ask.
Yes, there’s a Hellraiser 8, but it doesnt look anything like any of its predecessors and went straight to dvd. First off, look at that poster! Pinhead’s in the Matrix! [...]

Zombies Gone Wild (2007)

Directed by (this film is so bad it doesn’t even have a director, I’m not kidding)
Starring Ryan Bartlett, Dave Competello, Trevor Davis (basically, nobody)
This is the worst movie I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. It’s fucking awful.
Remember those movies you made as a kid with your friends, the ones where you [...]

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Directed by Uwe Boll
Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff
Ah Uwe Boll, how do I hate thee, let me count the ways. Let me count the 275,000+ ways other people are showing their distaste for Boll’s films at the “Stop Uwe Boll” from making movies petition. If you’ve seen any of his movies, [...]

Dead Silence (2007)

Directed by: James Wan
Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valetta, Donnie Wahlberg, Judith Roberts
“Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She had no children only dolls. And if you see her in your dreams, do not ever, ever scream.” That is the poem that pretty much sums up this horrible movie. Mary Shaw was a ventriloquist who had [...]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Directed by David Worth
Starring John Barrowman, Jennifer McShane
What bad movie review site would be complete without a Shark Attack 3 review? I mean really. It’s shameful we didn’t start out with this one…or a Uwe Boll movie, regardless, this could be the worst movie ever made, next to Zombies Gone Wild, but that’s [...]